10) Who needs expensive toys. An old shoe or for Diego a sock will serve just fine
9) Having a wet runny nose is considered healthy
8) Personal hygiene is a blast. No-one expects you to take a bath every day and someone else will comb your hair
7) No-one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you grow older
6) If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no-one will be offended if you scratch it in public
5)) Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you
4) It doesn't take much to make you happy. You are always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and then come back.
3) No one expects you to buy lunch or dinner. You don't have to worry about table manners and if you gain a lot of weight it really is someone else's fault
2) You can spend hours just smelling stuff
1) No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people actually think its cute
Put on his warm coat and Diego loves his walk along the Meewasin Trail
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